hefalump

Winnie the poo slang for elephant

The hefalump might get us!

by bob November 23, 2002

Heap big

Mildly racist way to say "really big". Supposedly what Native Americans used to say.

That is heap big buffalo.
Dude, that chick has a heap big bootay!

by Bobby Tables June 4, 2010

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

heaps good

Excellent, above average, better than a little bit good.

"That new Muph & Platonic album is heaps good".

by Kylie J August 22, 2005

Slag heap

A fat, nasty, usually toothless and repulsive tub of shit that drinks every day and thinks she is gods gift to dick for some reason.

Holy fuck! Karen is such a slag heap from hell. She's always offering to swallow my balls that blimp.

by ganjanamo January 7, 2018

heap

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Hexapodus

A pedophile of the non human sort. A hollow, Destoryer of playgrounds, and molester of young children.

Guy#1: "Dude! Did you see that thing over there!?"
Guy#2: "Yea, man. It was HUGE!"
Guy#1: "... That poor child..."
Guy#2: "Damn Hexapodus, LOCK YOUR CHILDREN AWAY!! DON'T LET THE HEXAPODUS RAPE THEM!!"

*Both shiver and run in fear, and hears distant screaming in the background*

by Lawliet Ryuuzaki April 21, 2008