Headphone Kid

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.

Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!

by zyx. March 11, 2022

headphone rape

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.

Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.

by Monarching October 10, 2011

headphone OCD

A condition where you want the two earphones on a headset on the correct ears. (Left and right)

My ears almost bled because of my headphone OCD! *switches earphones so that left side is on left ear and right side is on right ear*

by TehEndieMC March 22, 2016

Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Headphone hair

When you sculpt your hairstyle around the on-ear headphones your wearing. The effect of such hair is ruined when the headphones are removed.

Subsequently, you look a bit of a penis.

"Your facebook photo has some good use of the headphone hair"

"Skullcandy are shit. But kudos on the headphone hair."

by CodexRios April 22, 2010

Headphone Headband

When you put your headphone cord across your forehead and over each ear, creating a headband.

When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.

by Echostar November 14, 2011

headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.

"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"

by BeardStrong April 26, 2014