Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".
by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019
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by Jail on serious November 2, 2019
Get the haunted shawty mug.A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016
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Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"
by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011
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Get the Haynes mug.The most cutest beautiful girl you've ever seen. In other words the perfect girl. Shes such a G like shouldn't mess with her, or your gonna get snuffed. She can sometime be mean to you but only if you mess with her, but shes actually a very sweet girl. And she is soo creative and smart too. And they also usually have a smile that lightens up the room. They have most beautiful features like a cute little nose and gorgeous eyes. but like everyone else they do have some imperfection like some ppl say theyre short but not really .Oh and they're very cool never get to mad usually chill . And last of all they respect everyone and dont judge until they get to know the person.
Girl 1: Omg did you just see that girl?
Girl 2: Ya, she must be a Hayat..
Girl 1: I hate those beautiful creatures going around ma hood, making erbody jeaulous and all.
Girl 2: Truu
Girl 2: Ya, she must be a Hayat..
Girl 1: I hate those beautiful creatures going around ma hood, making erbody jeaulous and all.
Girl 2: Truu
by damnnngurl January 10, 2013
Get the Hayat mug.Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.
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