Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Harlow

Harlow is a beautiful and very loving girl. She makes sure you’re always ok and she always makes you feel loved. Harlow gives the most loving hugs. Her smile and her crazy laugh is a treat to see. Harlow should know that she is loved by many people and that she will always be ok.

Harlow is beautiful

by Nokname March 22, 2019

halloweenaboo

A Halloweenaboo is a fagtard like Garren Benfield that is obsessed with the fucking Halloween horror movie franchise.
He is a little nerdy downtard so that moron eats this kinda shit up, cuz' he's a little dumbass thorn in my anus.

It's a play on the word Weeaboo if you didn't pick up the joke.

I was just minding my business playing with Gus until the downtard Garren joined and ruined our time playing games by saying how much he wanted to suck Jamie Lee Curtis' cock. Then I told everyone, Garren Included, that he is a mother hunching halloweenaboo which no one picked up that joke cuz' they're rarted.

by The Dankster #87 September 25, 2019

Happy Halloween Kyle

Happy Halloween Kyle is the act of carving a poop emoji into a pumpkin, then defecating into the pumpkin, adding some candy corn and a candle, then leaving it on someone's porch just before Halloween. The carving and candy corn accents allows for more exciting social media images of this heinous Halloween prank. Experience pumpkin carvers may carve the image of a pooping human into the pumpkin to make the real poop appear as if left by the character in the carving. Not only will this psychologically scar the owner of the porch it is left on, but it also shares a goal with the Poopie Pumpkin of surprising and horrifying any unsuspecting pumpkin smashers. The Happy Halloween Kyle is similar to the Crap-o-lantern but is a heinous escallation. This horrible Halloween prank was originally described in a book called Pooping In Places.

That really nice house at the end of the street gave out raisins for Halloween last year, so this year I left them a big Happy Halloween Kyle!

by Luther Bazoo September 16, 2023

Halloween Cat

A loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement (much like a black cat on Halloween) made at the same time when one is beyond disgusted by something.

How to properly perform the Halloween cat: Simply stick your 'tail' out, shoot your shoulders up, put your hands out in front like claws, and arch your back. Don't forget to gag as loud as you can.

One could also just say the phrase 'Halloween cat' when the situation does not allow for the loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement. The phrase alone is also very effective.

Friend #1- 'I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my mom!'

Friend #2- 'Halloween cat!'

by HalloweenCat1 April 18, 2011

Haylofted

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.

“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”

by TaffyLimeade March 1, 2021

hallowed be thy name

1) A song by Iron maiden.

2) Part of the "Our Father".

3) What one says if one is about to die.

Tears flow but why am I crying,

After all I'm not afraid of dying.

Don't I believe that there never is an end?

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004