Handshare

Sharing the use of one's hands – especially in a manner inappropriate with modern office decorum.

I was standing in the kitchen and Erik snuck up behind me and handshared my ass. One of these days I'm going to handshare his face in return.

by orangeale November 19, 2014

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

British Handshake

To shank a motherfucker

"I gave Billy a British handshake yesterday!"

by British Chap February 5, 2022

Hanish

Having a person called Hanish is just amazing, he is nice, caring ,cute and gets along with everyone. If your friends with him he will treat u as brother/sister and always be there for you. Hanish is straight athlete on the basketball floor if your playing his team GOOD LUCK! Overall having a person like Hanish is a gift in your life!

Omg my best friend Hanish always helps when I’m in trouble.

by Athletes are the best May 5, 2019

Nescafe Handshake

Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.

She gave me a Nescafe Handshake

by pilonor January 17, 2009

Edmonton handshake

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

Piers Morgan handshake

Unsolicited groping of the buttocks.

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."

by Herassment May 17, 2009