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Lock Handle

The action of a woman pulling on a door handle of a car while it is being unlocked, subsequently keeping the door locked. This action is especially awkward while on a date, in the rain or when done multiple times in a row.
"I tried to unlock the doors but Felicia Lock Handled me!"
by Dirty Floyd October 29, 2007
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Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
by rixter1971 April 27, 2012
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gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.
by Coco Sean July 6, 2018
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Hancel

he's the most precious thing in this world. Any girl would be lucky to have any Hancel as their boyfriend.
He is one of a kind. So amazing and intelligent. And beyond outstanding! He's a gentle lover and almost perfect.
Hancel is the best.
by indianarose February 3, 2010
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Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).
"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"
by rorschachwins March 23, 2009
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handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.
Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes
by stonie man March 10, 2011
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