A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
Get the three ax handles wide mug.The handles located above the door on the passenger side. Grabbed when the vehicle is out of control and usually accompanied by an "OH SHIT!"
Billy was high when he was driving, I swear I grabbed the oh shit handles like a hundred times.
My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.
My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.
by reckless driver September 6, 2009
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Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.
by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008
Get the pimp handles mug.The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.
Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"
Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
by NaYmLiS September 2, 2013
Get the Nub Handles mug.The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"
Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.
by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010
Get the Jesus Handles mug.the area of fat around a women's waist that is usally seen when their pants are too small for them. They can be small and cute...or big and ugly.
by Fred Johnson 6789 October 9, 2006
Get the love handles mug.the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.
Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.
Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*
Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*
by Lawruh March 4, 2008
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