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three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
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Oh shit handles

The handles located above the door on the passenger side. Grabbed when the vehicle is out of control and usually accompanied by an "OH SHIT!"
Billy was high when he was driving, I swear I grabbed the oh shit handles like a hundred times.

My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.
by reckless driver September 6, 2009
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pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.
I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.
by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008
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Nub Handles

The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.
Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"

Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
by NaYmLiS September 2, 2013
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Jesus Handles

The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"
Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.
by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010
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love handles

the area of fat around a women's waist that is usally seen when their pants are too small for them. They can be small and cute...or big and ugly.
"A girl with love handles around the waist is very sexy."
by Fred Johnson 6789 October 9, 2006
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fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.
Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*
by Lawruh March 4, 2008
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