palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!

All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

Handless Man-gina

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

by D-Ville March 14, 2009

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005

Handler

(Trafficker)

Her Handler told her where to show up next.

by Aisha got May 20, 2019

handles

Usually said in Basketball, it applys to someone who has god dribbling skills.

You see Iverson last night? He has mad handles

by Sklar May 3, 2003

axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020