Happitard

A retard in a good mood.

"That's one happitard."

by P4R4 December 24, 2008

handstand

This is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. This can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. This last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.

I like watching the movies "Bring-It-On" and "You Got Served" to watch the handstands so I can use when I am breaking.

by LeftOn4ya October 22, 2007

Handytard

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

Californian Handstand

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.

It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!

by Chow Cheeby December 3, 2010

handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

by gimdive January 11, 2004

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

Handstand

This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.

I totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!

by Mojock June 23, 2009