handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)

Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.

by falltothesky January 9, 2009

Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.

Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.

by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

Handicupped

1. A girl with a cup size smaller than most and could be even described as handicapped because of it.
2. An extremely useful cup.

1. "Hey Michael, did you see that girl yesterday?"
"Yeah dude, she was totally handicupped, could've even been a negative size"
"Right on, man."
2. "WOW! this is an extremely useful cup that I'm drinking from!"

by MysterFox July 23, 2011

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018

Handicapped Elias

Elias sprained his foot and is now handicapped.

Handicapped Elias can't walk on his right foot anymore.

by fortnitekungen69420 December 11, 2023