handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003

Handbaging

when i guy or girl buts there entire hand in another girls vagina.

Jason like to handbag his little sister.

by True Juggalo May 19, 2003

Hardbrain

To write something of any length or difficulty but only using one’s mind. No AI.

putting down the chat gpt. consuming too much caffeine and nicotine to write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engaging with academia in the way god intended. Hardbraining.

Why are you hardbraining right now, nerd? Just use chat gpt like the rest of us!

Stop hardbraining dude, we gotta go pregame. Just use ai and finish your assignment.

I just hardbrained an email and I don’t even know if it made sense. I never write anything myself anymore.

by Bl0ndie10cks July 17, 2024

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008

Handbrake bomb

Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.

Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!

by munroburton July 1, 2011

handrina

Refers to when a guy jerks off with his hands . Hand-rina

HANDrina was good last night

by Toivo March 19, 2017

hangraine

The result of hangover+migraine

After a night of drinking I called in sick with a "hangraine"

by Poolchica June 16, 2019