Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.

Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."

by TeoDee September 13, 2017

Hatblocker

When one's friend is jealous of his/her hat, so he steals it and hides it inbetween a Mini Melt machine etc.

Pat had a real cool Whitehall baseball hat, but his one friend Christian was very jealous of it. So christian stole it and shoved it in between a mini melt machine at the mall. The third friend Christopher was Mr. Innocent! Christian was the hatblocker!

by Mr. Innocent aka Mike Oxbig September 8, 2008

Hardblack

An American slang term from prison to for anyone who is in control of a prison bitch and often uses them as their bottom.

Outside of prison it generally defines homosexuals who are the top in a homosexual relationship, usually used by former prisoners, regardless of color of ether the top or bottom.

Friend: Nice to see you outta the big house brotha, you make sure you didn't drop the soap?
Ex con: Man, I was a Hardblack, if a nigga dropped the soap, I was the one to pop up behind him. I ain't no prison bitch!

by Hitler's Art Critic September 17, 2016

handlick

Its someone who has a very high hand fetish and just wants to walk up and lick 'em daddy.

"I like to lickhand daddy!"
"Y U have big hand fetish boi?"
"Cuz hands feel Gucci on mi tounge"
"Well handlick is just weird!"
"No ur mum gae lolz"
"No u"
"Ooooooooooof"

by Urmumgaelolz July 12, 2018

handbook hoe

An old school hoe that follow old school hoe rules

Oh she/he a handbook hoe

by Jayinthemiddle September 24, 2021