Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

handstand sex

Handstand sex is When the girl is doing a handstand well the man is on the bed putting his penis inside of her

Me and my girlfriends are going to have some handstand sex tonight because I am feeling very freaky and my girlfriend is very kinky

by Yourmumsyuckyclit April 20, 2018

Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

HAMPSTAMP

Who is moonub?

"I don't have a diaper, but I'm a hampstamper" - HAMPSTAMP SONG

by fuck me right in the ass hole February 28, 2022

afghanistan handstand

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022

hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade

did you hear the drama at Hampstead Middle School?

by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016

Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005