one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.
by john london October 20, 2004
Get the hambonemug. An excessively geeky, stinky, or strange ham (amateur) radio operator. In other words, your typical ham radio operator.
by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004
Get the hambonemug. Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.
by Omae May 20, 2014
Get the Hamboningmug. Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
by Phyllis E. Rection December 20, 2010
Get the Hamboningmug. by Northwest Drilliana September 12, 2016
Get the The Hambonemug. Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.
"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."
"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006
Get the hambonesmug. Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
by Obama696969 January 12, 2018
Get the Hamboningmug.