halfer

a blow job that ends in a hand job

All i got last night was a halfer.

by hooker9 September 1, 2009

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

halfterpiece

a work of art that's not quite a masterpiece

Timothy Noah judged There Will Be Blood to be a halfterpiece.

by Una Malachica January 29, 2008

Halftard

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

halfsterkur

"Half-strength" in Icelandic. Often confused with "weakling" or "useless."

Rafe attempted to lift a halfsterkur stone until his undercarriage dropped out.

by Ronald Sampson August 23, 2019

Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 5, 2021

Noud van Halteren

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:

Who the fuck is Noud van Halteren?

by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022