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incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society
"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."
by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009
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haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick
-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer
by belly popper January 9, 2009
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Haggard

1. An underground film directed by MTV's Bam Margera. Based off the real life events that occured during Ryan Dunn's rocky relationship with an ex. Ryan Dunn, with help from friends Falcone (played by Brandon Dicamillo, Viva La Bam) and Valo (played by Bam Margera), follows his promiscuous girlfriend Glauren around as she shacks up with rocker Hellboy (played by Rake Yohn, Viva La Bam) and other men during her frequent dalliances.

2. Tore up
1. "Did you know in the film Haggard, Brandon Novak's character Dooley was also the name of Novak's real life dealer in Baltimore?"

2. "Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm about to get towed through these haggard ass corn fields and get annihilated."
by jdogg01 April 17, 2006
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Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit
Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
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Hagdar

Similar to gaydar, this is a natural ability for fag hags to recognize gays. The term gaydar isn't appropriate for hags, because hags are straight. Hence, the term hagdar, because every card-carrying fag hag can spot herself a gay a mile away and be his best friend as fast as you can say "Bette Midler". Note: hagdar is more sensitive to the male homosexual, as lesbians can be so difficult to discern, they often can't pick each other out of a crowd.
Bitch, my hagdar went off the second that boy walked into the room.
by strackland December 26, 2010
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hagar

Completely, unapologetically awesome, but with a hint of the absurd.
"Jeff's new surfboard is totally hagar."

"I saw this Garfield piggybank at the flea market. It was pretty hagar, but not worth six bucks."

"That clown you hired for Kelly's birthday party was absolutely hagar, dude."
by Jaina August 12, 2008
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Hagar

Hagar is such a BAMF
by Just some loser November 22, 2011
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