Habitual Masturbation

When you masturbate habitually, you masturbate not because you want to, but because it is that time of the day.

"Hey, where's Andre?"
"It's 2:30. Habitual masturbation must've gotten the best of him."

by gbrodee April 7, 2015

HBTU

Happy Birthday To You

guy: HBTU
girl: wtf
guy: happy birthday to you
girl: oh now i understand. thank you

by sweatyballbags December 27, 2008

Habtom

Habtom means Rich or wealthy the name originally come from Eritrea.🇪🇷

Habtom is who has a good Personality Person

by Habtom January 1, 2020

Hature

Hature (n): the super violent, metal-tastic parts of nature, like an eagle throwing a goat off a cliff, an octopus devouring a shark, or a no-holds-barred dinosaur fight.

"Dude, I'm sick of butterflies and flowers. I'm going on a hature walk to see some grizzly bears eat a dolphin!"

by T-Ninja2 March 8, 2010

finnuh-haftuh

Fixing to have to; about to; on the verge of doing

"We finnuh-haftuh bump!"

by Marshall Crowe June 16, 2007

haktu

1. (n) - onomatopoeia for the sound of phlegm that is expelled via the mouth.

2. (v) - the act of expelling phlegm via the mouth.

1. Matthew: HAKTU!

Tony: What was that, mate?!

Matthew: Oh, you know the phlegm that builds up at the back of the throat? Yeah, well I drew it up closer and expelled it via the mouth.

Tony: Gross! That's sick mate!

Matthew: What do you do then? Swallow it? You *do* realize that that's the equivalent of eating SNOT?

Tony: *silent*

2. Josie: Oh man, I gotta haktu real bad right now.

by NaziCookieMonster June 4, 2011

'hactually'

A term which is used as an over emphasis of actually.

Did that just 'hactually' happen?

by NaLdn November 14, 2013