hysterical Bitch 

A bitch who is always overly dramatic &/or so crazy that it's funny.

(Typical Conversation)
Boy: Pass the mustard, please?
Girl: ...Why do I have to get it? Why couldn't you ask the person right beside me, huh!? HUH!?
Boy: What?
Girl: I don't like how you talk to me!!! Don't WHAT me! You, mf-er!
Boy: All I said was to pass the MUSTARD, you hysterical bitch!

hysterical Bitch by King or Queen October 9, 2006

crew hysteria 

the hysteria that occurs after a long crew practice usually early in the morning when the rowing is done on an empty stomach

signs of crew hysteria are babbling about strange things and not being able to walk right or think correctly
this is responsible for all strange actions after crew

Rower one: look at the front and the back... its a parade!!!
rower two:oh god.... she has a case of crew hysteria

crew hysteria by rower1 July 11, 2010

hysell 

If you have the last name hysell,your really cool and really cute , you got a lot of bullshit in your life and like to just laugh it off with some memes!! You struggle a lot focusing on school or work because your always to busy daydreaming but always find a way to get though it! If you happen to meet a Hysell, stick with them for sure!!!

Guy-dude why are you so happy today!?
Other guy-I met a hysell yesterday!
Guy-lucky!!!!

hysell by Clownnn April 8, 2020

Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.

The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.

Hystericalectomy by jbcoops December 19, 2021

Mass Hysteria

Something that will happen when any or all of the following occur:

- Human sacrifice
- Dogs and cats living together

Peter Venkman: "Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

Mass Hysteria by just passin thu August 7, 2010

hysterectomy 

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

hysterectomy by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysteria

Kick-ass Muse song. Great when played live. muse rule!

Hysteria is a great Muse song

Hysteria by Nathan Von Metalhead February 11, 2006