hep swivel

A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.

Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper

Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!

by SexyNelly September 7, 2008

hep

hep is a shortcut to help when your keyboard and autocorrect isn’t doing its job.

hep this is so funny

i need hep

by nookay June 15, 2021

HEP

Stinky organisation set up by mayor Scar to sell his Moopop for them diamonds.

Mayor Scar: We shall take out the mycelium menace! I shall set up HEP, the Hermit Environmental Protection Agency!

by Pewkiplier January 2, 2021

Hep

(Can also be pronounced as: "Hip", "Heep")

When you want you laugh, but just can't for some reason, say this.

*Your friend shows you a funny video and the funny part comes*
"HEP"

by Roy00 October 28, 2020

Hep Hop

Hip Hop music about Hepatitis. The type of Hepatitis doesn't matter because there are so few songs in this genre for it to be necessary to divide this microgenre into micro-microgenres

Hep Hop is a very niche and underdeveloped microgenre of Hip Hop music. Some examples include "Hepatitis B Rap Song" composed by Andrew Chen for the Asian Liver Center, "Dick Pays Rent" by Pink Guy ft. Santa's Brother, and Гепатит спид сифилис (Hepatitis AIDS syphilis) by pyrokinesis. As you can see, it will be a long time before this subgenre breaks into the mainstream with the likes of Trap and Gangsta Rap.

by Skyler Marsh March 2, 2023