Halo 3

A massively overhyped game that made all of the WoW addicted, can't stop talking about that kill last night douchebags at my school practically orgasm. Despite popular belief, Halo 3 is not the best game in the world, the only thing it brought to the party was the "through the helmet visor" view. I can assure you based off the first one, if you play it on legendary, you are playing the original doom on ultraviolence except with better graphics and it's not classic worthy.
Please note that REAL gamers see it as a game and NOT one to be obsessed over. As long as you don't obess over it, your fine.
Someone: Halo 3 omg lets have a xbox live party.
Theothersomeone: Dude, no.
Someone: OMG u hate halo ur a douche blah blah blah i'm a faggot blah blah blah.
by easybutton October 13, 2007
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Code word for smoking weed. Everyone would think that you are talking about the actual xbox game.
feind: yo you wanna play halo 3 today

dave: i got 5 on it.

tom: i got 5 on it.

feind: yo ill pay you back, halo 3 me out !!

tom: you never do!!
by halo crew May 05, 2011
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One of the most overrated FPS games of all time. It had strong beginnings with the release of Halo: CE and Halo 2. But like all great things they will come to and end. Halo 3's creators focused on nothing but details in the third installment of the trilogy. The game was ruined due to the lack of improvements and innovations to the core components of gameplay. Also it's strongest feature ,popularity, is leading to its downfall. It's multiplayer is plauged by prepubescent teens and children. Also Microsoft and MLG (among others) has used Halo for one thing. Profit. It's quickly becoming the Star Wars of our generation and I wouldn't be suprised to see the word 'Halo' on a cereal box or Halloween costume in the not too distant future.
Although the Halo Trilogy has a very strong fan base much like Star Wars and LOTR and will go down as one of the pioneering FPS games on a console and the PC due to it's once great story, single player experience and multiplayer.
Dan :Dude have you heard about Halo LEGO?

Kevin :Yeah, it's just another way for Microsoft to rake in the dough...we're such consumer whores.

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Chris: Man, I miss the good old days when Halo 2 had that new game smell and the multiplayer was dominated by mature young adults and teens. Halo 3 just aint the same.

Mike: Yeah, the good ol' days...*sob*
by Mr. Kline March 12, 2008
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Last game to be released in the Halo series. Was hyped beyond belief leading up to launch, with all kinds of coverage on the launch day from many forms of media. Sadly, I bought into the hype, depsite telling myself not to buy it cause it might suck as bad as halo 2. When i got this game and beat the campaign, i felt not a sense of accomplishment, but rather severe disappoitment. The story was non-existant, gameplay was too repetitive, fight sequences were rather dull and boring, teammates acted like they were recruited from the short bus (no wonder humanity was losing to the covenant!), graphics were unimpressive, with last gen-esq graphics in some areas, and barely current gen graphics in others. Character models, with the exception of Miranda Keyes, were just awful to look at. Voice acting was poor, and Chief's usually funny one liners were a borefest in this one. Controls were all messed up, the level design was poor, and the last boss was 343 Guilty Spark with Chief having the Spartan Laser... no challenge, huge letdown. Where the hell is that epic battle that was promised by the commericals? Ending was okay. Multiplayer is likely awesome (i don't have high-speed internet), but from what i've seen, its basically Halo 2 with shiny graphics and renamed maps. *yawn*
I loved Halo. My friends and i played it to death two summers ago. But then we got Halo 2, and man were we disappointed. I was really hoping Halo 3 would make up from the crapulance we had to play, but it performed even worse than Halo 2. I beat the game and decided to play with my friend... We got bored and stopped playing co-op after two hours and switched to Gears of War. Haven't touched Halo 3 since. Unless you love multiplayer and don't care for the single player, stay away from this one.
by Chrisguy (chrisguy) December 04, 2007
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A shitty game made by Bungie and Macrosoft, it, like it's predecessor, is still raped the shit out of by Half life 2 both graphically and gameplay wise, not to mention it is way inferior to HL2 in physics. While Halo 3 is obviously a mediocre game, teenagers and faggots who claim "BUT A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD DON'T FEEL LIKE A REAL GUN" and will never hope to play a decent game seem to spooge over it consistently.

Yes, I know this comparison is flawed in that Half Life 2 doesn't have multiplayer, but what about CS:S and Team Fortress 2? Basically, if you had to choose between Halo 3 or The Orange Box, I hope to god you chose the latter, for the sake of your soul.
Faggot: Hey man, want to go play Halo 3 over at my house?

Reasonable middle class male: Nah, I'm going to go enjoy a 4 year old game called half life 2, and follow that up with great episodic content and my choice out of hundreds of mods.

Faggot: But it doesn't have multiplayer!! D:

Reasonable middle class male: Oh, I'm sorry, I got Team Fortress 2 along with Half Life and 3 other games for cheaper than Halo 3. You should look into it.

by Devinmsz January 11, 2008
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KID1: Yo i just got cod4
KID2: you know Halo 3 game out?
KID!: wtf no way man, im gonna go return this junk...
by NEver won November 17, 2008
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The most Uber game in all of gaming History. This game defines "video games". Take it from a Halo 3 player =) .
Guy: Hey dude! Halo 3 came out 2 days ago... i still don't have it.
Me: I got it 20 minutes after it came out... I'm so ashamed of myself. Then again, the line was out the door and about 3 miles down the road. And I got the legendary edition Helmet!
Guy: YOU'RE A FUCKING BRAT.
Me: So? =) Atleast I have Halo 3
*Guy rapidly turns emo over the next 2 days"
by Halo 3 Pwner September 25, 2007
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