gueem

Someone who thinks they are a total bad-ass, but are, in actuality, a complete bitch, who cries about their seemingly endless problems, which often stems from their false sense of bad-assness.

Most often seen spilling their feelings to a counselor, or wandering aimlessly until they have run out of tears.

Sean: Hey Scott. Do you know where Derek is?

Scott: I saw him an hour ago, but when I said hi, he didn't respond. He was too busy crying into his hands.

Sean: WOW! What a gueem!

by sloppy2nds May 13, 2010

Gleemonize

A practical joke in which the victim's computer desktop image is unwittingly changed to something embarassing, such as a photo of ugly people fucking, or gay people doing anything

Brendan keeps gleemonizeing my background with gay porn

by Coach from oswego April 16, 2004

gweedo

A misspelling of guido, which is a pejorative term applied to certain Italian-American males.

Guy 1: Joey Spagnola? He's a total gweedo.

Guy 2: Dude, it's spelled "guido".

Guy 1: Oh.

by joeySP January 10, 2009

gweed

(Noun): A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens.

Damn, that gweed has some ragged-ass breath, and it's no wonder why!

by The Original Gweed March 19, 2003

geem

Geem is a word used by geeks to describe something they are excited about.

I am Geeming over the new artist on Batman.

by Lousy Rat Bastard December 9, 2004

gleemo

A GleefulEmo
Simply a Happy, somewhat Spazy Person Who Enjoys The emo-style They Dress And Talk Like Emos.... but they Give out free hugs, And Sometimes Listen to techno Why else would Painic! Have gotton so rad on!

Real Emo: So.... My Life pretty Much Sucks
Gleemo: Oh, i'm Sorry......{hug} Heehee
{Runs away to hug others, Somewhat triping over scarf and pushing hair back into face}
Gleemo: WEEEEEEEEE
Random hugged Person: Girl Is Fine, Pysco, but FIiiNnEee

by I'mInlovewithlipringBOY May 23, 2007

gweesh

cum, sitcky white substance from the penis

Jigga: Yo here it comes
Jiggette: Damn boy, u got u're gweesh in my eye

by mike da birdman March 26, 2003