Guried

An anime character

My favorite person is guried

by Sisiejis October 21, 2022

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurxed

someone incredibly chopped,ugly,cooked

This kids gurxed

by Zecterzz July 30, 2024

gurudham

A little twat about 3ft 2 inches, mother left him for India, Loves sucking dick , he should put a different piece of meat in his mouth to get fatter. He is also really smelly and skinny shitling.

“gurudham oh yeah he gives me sloppy toppies to me”

by anonymous February 5, 2024

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019