Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.

"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."

by La-Lizzay November 12, 2005

Gurgle Monster

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.

Shut the fuck up, Gurgle Monster. Keep bobbing.

by Naaman Hudgins March 18, 2004

butt gurgles

(n.) Similar to gurgling sound made with the mouth, but made by the anus when air is being released simultaneously with the excretion of a wet substance.

I had too many cashews, and now I've got the BUTT GURGLES!

The BUTT GURGLES are spitting something greasy out of my ass, and now I see oily, orange globules floating in the toilet bowl.

by MoGyver January 1, 2012

Salty Gurgle

The sound a person makes when trying not to swallow ejaculate.

"I heard through the grapevine you gave Betty a salty gurgle last night."

"Yeah, she wouldn't even try to swallow it!"

by Gurglemeister January 13, 2009

Gurgle Grease

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022

urban gurgle

Mumble rap

What did he just say ?! I'm not sure, I don't speak urban gurgle.

by Space Alias May 16, 2019

Wobby Gurgle

An source of magic and truth, defining the futher knowledge for our existance. The substance of something which is beyond imagination. Some say its glowing light blinds them, as it would destroy a humans naked eyes, and delete them of there existance, leaving only the trace of a corpse, with life extinguished from it as it lays flat, motionless on the ground. Wobby Gurlge is a big boy. It's existance has some relation to the japanese moon viewing festival. Occasionally he will be caught being silly and playing with my homemade quiche like jason, he is a brute

My balls are large, like wobby gurgle

by David Shannon May 17, 2021