Guatemala

The country that typical Americans get mixed up with Mexico

Haley: What’s up with you and Mexican guys? You’ve dated Axel, Jorge, Daniel, and Jesus and now you’re dating Miguel!
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.

by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018

Guinea pig

An ADORABLE mammal, looks like a potato loves to eatttttttt! Also looks like a potato chip

I LOVE my guinea pig!!!

by BASIL_DAISY October 17, 2019

guinea big

An alternate name for a Capybara

Rob: Dude, I love guinea bigs

Larry: That's awesome!

by Nightyboyo September 10, 2021

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.

I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and pellets, fruits & veggies, Vitamin C!

by your dog March 30, 2008

goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.

theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger

by john stiglich October 22, 2006

Guineafrog

A rare species of cat which has been through a hard life of bullying (From fellow cats) and confusion..

the main features of this cat are :

-Fat... Extremly fat.

- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.

did you see that guineafrog?!

by Keeeey November 7, 2009

Matt Giteau

Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box

Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's

by zacko70 October 24, 2007