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Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.
Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.
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Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.
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(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.
by Danbeelz August 8, 2008
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by ribbit January 28, 2019
Get the guided masturbation mug.The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey check out that guidhoe on the floor.
Guy 2: Yeah man i head she'll suck oyu dry for pocket change!
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Guy 1: Giovanni and Sicilia broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he was gettin' tired of that guidhoe.
Guy 1: Hey check out that guidhoe on the floor.
Guy 2: Yeah man i head she'll suck oyu dry for pocket change!
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Guy 1: Giovanni and Sicilia broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he was gettin' tired of that guidhoe.
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Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
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Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.
Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
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Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."
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Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."
Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
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