Guffer

A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.

I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.

by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018

Guffer

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

by k.e.p March 22, 2011

Guffaw

To laugh in a way similar to what comedians portray snobbish british men to do.

The man was guffawing to his hearts content.

by British Maniac September 17, 2015

Guffers

Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England

Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.

"What the foks that smell ?"
"It's the Guffers"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

guefar

meaning you have a hamburger shoved up the anal cavity.
with pickles

"omg she is guefar is narsty like a bitch."

by okmalinkatinkyoursoguefar May 17, 2009

gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010