Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

grouching season

Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people

Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”

by DOE GANG July 4, 2019

Glunching

When you take a person and throw him in egg wash then all purpose flower then have them roll around in bread crumbs, then throw them hot oil and pull them out when you have a golden brown crispy surface, then toss them in your favorite hot sauce and have raging butt sex with them and then take the body and put it in the fridge to cool off and save for later.

I love glunching my friends.
Hey bro, have you ever tried being glunched?
I just had the best glunching session of my life!

by Mu chachi punueno September 4, 2021

Grooching

When a male swallows copious amounts of cum

I walked in on Daniel grooching last night.

by Wideboy03 November 23, 2021

Gratching

A Gentleman or Gentlewoman's scratching. If there is a part of your body which itches for a scratch, but you are in a public place and don't want to scratch it in an embarrassing manner, you can gratch it.

During the meeting I saw the CEO gratching.

by Dondag April 15, 2022

Glurching

The process of bringing a couple friends to a grave yard, digging up a corpse and laying it on a table. You then proceed to have one group member join mouths with the cadaver, while the other member finds another hole to inclose with their mouth. the third member will pile-drive their arm into the cadavers chest/stomach, causing all of the fluids and movable mass to shoot into the other members mouths’.

“yo dude, let’s go try some Glurching tonight!”

by Smply April 25, 2022