gronk

phaete is the epitome of the definition gronk.

your suck a gronk phaete!

by bemuse September 13, 2007

Gronk

A bumbling, clumsy, incompetant or otherwise ungraceful person; Someone with little grace or couth. An oaf. See also: a Lindsay

Lindsay is such a gronk. You can hear her stumbling towards you a mile away!

by mrnixxin July 19, 2009

Gronk

Chatty, putrid kinda person.

Australian insult/swear

Shut the f*** up ya lil gronk, go f*** ya nanny!

by Browniehatch December 03, 2019

Gronk

A Gronk is likely (but not limited to) a person from Geelong, often attending schools of higher-socioeconomic status. An extremely unpleasant person or unwanted guest. Often argues his misguided viewpoints that have no ground in reality. Can be a sometimes still be a nice person, however.

"Fuck here he comes again" "Fuck off James", "Hes such a gronk"

by Jocco_69_420_blaze it May 23, 2019

Gronk

A dinosaur utterance as found in Johnny Hart's syndicated comic, B.C.

Cell 1: The Apteryx is standing in front of The Dinosaur. The word bubble over The Apteryx reads, "I am The Apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers."
Cell 2: The word bubble over dinosaur reads, "Gronk".

by winilula January 16, 2009

gronk

a bum or someone who doesnt have his shit together.

that guys a bit of a gronk

by phatfrankiefiver April 26, 2003

Gronk

Australian slang for a teenage shit kid. Can be applied to adults too.

"that gronk sauron narc'd on a guy for hacking him"

"those AOL gronks are so lame"

by IRoNGRoN December 17, 2004