groesbeck

a small town that nobody knows about. all there is to do there is get drunk fight and have sex. and everybody there is greatly skilled at all three

where the hell is groesbeck texas?

by toki tot tackers October 17, 2008

groceryback

trashy; tacky;
generally un-classy in the same way the romance novels sold in grocery stores and at the 24 hour CVS are.

the word is a portmanteau of "grocery store" and "paperback"

That wedding clock that chimes every hour to the tune of "Killing Me Softly" is so groceryback. Moreso is the fact that it's set 2 minutes behind so that you can hear the bird call clock go off on the hour.

by mmm! October 18, 2008

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

grok

To understand profoundly through intuition or empathy.

by Eibro October 4, 2003

eating the booty like groceries

Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.

Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."

by SamiiThoo September 12, 2015

grofer

Derived from 'growth'. To be permanently attached (mentally and spiritually) to someone you love whether you like it or not. One person only has one grofer.

I love you so much grofer. Thanks for bein my grofer, I couldn't live without you.

by Nikoll October 3, 2006