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Peter Griffin Effect

When a man is so fat that his stomach obscures his genitals, just like Peter
Griffin.
He's so so fat, I'm pretty sure he suffers from the Peter Griffin Effect.
by Justin Thorson October 16, 2008
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Brian Griffin

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.
Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.
by Wyzzy November 30, 2013
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Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.
To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.
by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011
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Blake Griffin

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.
"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."
by the nator gator April 20, 2013
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Mary Griffins

adj. To be under the influence of marijuana, all stony d
I'm all mary griffins

all mary griffind?
by andresblazeit420 July 26, 2009
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joe griffith

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."
by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
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pullin a Griffin

when you leave a party with friends for no reason
Joel:Lets play a game a funnnnnnnnnnnn game.
Griffin: sorry gotta good my mom needs me to go eat someones doge
Joel: o he is a pullin a Griffin again
by Griffin the birdman January 24, 2014
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