griffey

n., a quick nap, usually minutes in length, often taken during inappropriate situations.

Announcer 1: "And Ken Griffey is on deck, but I haven't seen him come out of the dugout yet. Have we gotten any word on Junior being taken out of the lineup?

Announcer 2: "I don't think so. No word from the trainers."

Announcer 1: "Wait, there he is! He's taking a quick griffey in the corner.

Announcer 2: "I knew the Mariners were in a slump this month, but come on.

Announcer 1: "Huh, I guess that's where the term 'griffey' comes from."

Announcer 2: "Excellent deduction, Sherlock."

by danmac June 3, 2010

Griffelfish

Someone who looks and/or acts like Louis Griffel, in other words; liking a bunch of people out of his or her league, thinking they're good at something they're terrible at but finding a way to become in charge of it and then ruining it.

"This dude in charge of the dance committee totally wrecked Prom!"
"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he's such a Griffelfish."

by Evvuh January 20, 2012

Griffen

Griffen’s are usually mechanically skilled players and ride lone wolf.

Welp, there he goes doing a Griffen.

by Gryphon1226 December 25, 2019

Griffen

Griffen is the best person you will ever meet. You’re lucky to ever have a person like that in your life. They are funny, cute, intelligent, interesting, caring, charming, sincere, respectful, trustworthy, badass, astonishing, loyal, determined, thoughtful, sociable, respectful, and so much more that it would take me a lifetime to list. This guy is like no other. You can never be mad or sad around him, as he will always put a smile on your face. He is the complete opposite of a fake friend, he is the type of person in which when you develop a bond with them, you will be inseparable. He is always willing to help you out, but will never miss a chance to poke fun at you. He loves to joke around and act playful. His aspect of life is open and adventurous. His inviting personality makes everyone jump at the chance to be his friend. He has big feet,(you know what they say about big feet)is tall, and has a voluptuous booty. He sometimes says questionable things,(as in sussy) but his remarks will always make you laugh. He has big luscious lips that will tempt you to snatch a smooch. If you have a Griffen, treasure them with all your heart! You are truly fortunate.

Griffen!NyNy loves you

Griffen is so nice I want to be his friend.

by NyNy20 April 19, 2022

Griffen T3rry

Idk much but he is a person who plays hockey. And made the definition "Schoen" on the uban dictionary. (Check it out, spittin fax) He sits next to me in the band room. Didn't get in my van with the others. (I had free wifi, why not get in?) Makes some...different names for people. Loves to talk to is BFF, Dallas. Got caught staring...uhh...I mean he was having a staring contest. A good manz, maybe stick to a gurl for more than 3 weeks ;) AND PG CONTENT ONLY...can't forget that. AND TOOK SHERMANS FANNY PACK. Finally...is named after a bird. Dos reverse card.

P.S I see you when ur sleeping ;)

Person 1: Who almost KILLED Schoen with a football punt
Person 2 Griffen T3rry

by Your sleep paralysis demon ;) December 3, 2019

Griffey Junior

a fart, or series of farts prior to dropping a Griffey.

Pete Dick: "I love my Griffey Junior!"
Jen: "What are you rambling about now?"
Pete Dick: "You can't smell that?"
Jen, rolling window down in zero degree weather: "I can now ass hole!"

by Pete Dick February 28, 2008

griffen

A cheap nock-off of Griffin.

Just write Griffen with an 'I' jeese...

by >>>>>>>>>>>> May 20, 2008