Greasing

A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.

"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"

by greasedaddy October 7, 2008

greasing

eating, as in greasy food

We went to McDonalds and did some serious greasing

by fido November 4, 2004

Greasing

(Noun) The art of bullshitting/faking like you know how to do something.

When faced with impossibly brutal homework, one learns to perfect the concept of greasing.

"That test was very difficult," said Panjeet. "I had to employ much greasing to survive."

by Indiarn_medafaka11 December 21, 2015

Greasily

To do something sneakily or mysteriously. People may question it, but don’t let it get through your fat head to your skull, because then you’ll be a bad boy.

He greasily snuck the 50 pound sausage past the airport staff.

by Sujay Lover June 2, 2018

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

Greysi

She’s perfect, but she won’t admit it. Because for how beautiful and charming and funny and sexy and caring as she is, she’s equally as sweet and humble. She’ll have the best smile you’ve ever seen (so wonderful it’s probably been voted the best) and you’ll do absolutely anything to see her smile. You’ll do things you never used to do. You’ll dance on tables. You’ll buy stupid gifts. Cause all these things feel different when you’re doing them with her. You’ll get lost in her beautiful dark eyes. She’ll make you never want to leave her. You’ll pretend to miss an exit just to ride in the car with her a little longer. You’ll stay up till 5:00 am in a parking garage talking to her. Your favorite thing to do will be doing nothing with her. Greysi is absolutely perfect in every way.

Yea that’s greysi

by Greysi November 22, 2021