Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

cunt grease

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

by baller207 July 21, 2009

Greasy Shit

a really slimy poop that stinks up the whole house

ohh james just took a huge greasy shit

by Parnold Nalsack April 13, 2007

Greasy Snake

A very a sneaky person. Often does irritating things to try to piss you off

Wow!! how the hell did clay get that goal in NHL 08!! He's such a Greasy Snake

by cplsniper March 15, 2010

greasy thug

one of the many names that Homer Simpson has been called.

Lisa: Dad they called me a PC thug!

Homer: It's allright Lisa I've been called a Greasy thug
before too. So here's what we'll do--we'll grease
ourselves up real good and smash that place with a
baseball bat.

by J Dizzie For Shizzie July 23, 2007