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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
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desmos graphing calculator

The most innovative calculator on the market. Prioritized my Mr. Asta and picked up by Gabrielle Zappia. Mr. asta has a cat named buster that he likes to smooch on zoom calls.
Lets plug this into desmos graphing calculator class.
by Cathe The Hoe October 15, 2020
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Grapplarg

The act of performing both the relpaarg and grappler at the same time. Someone who, within the confines of the relpaarg, grapples onto "popular" obscure music.
James listens to Pink Floyd, because it is the band all the relpaargs listen to. He is a grapplarg.
by Lupus January 1, 2005
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"gripping pad"

Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."
Example One:

Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."

Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."

Example Two:

Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."

Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"

Fleet Safety Director:
by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009
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Gapping It

Gapping it: Gapping means to 'Run' or 'Sprint' away from a certain situation or place. Typically used in and around NZ.
Also might be used to tell someone to 'fuck off' or 'go away'
"Ghee, you wanna gap down to the dairy to get some all sauces ou?." -- "Bro im fully gapping it home at lunch, fuck doing last period ghee." "Fucking gap it before I dent your head in cunt"
by ProspectFromTheNui May 4, 2019
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Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
Tom was caught double gripping again.
by Aamiye March 27, 2017
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the Grapplin' Chaplain

1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.
The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!
by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009
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