with a grain of pepper

Taking shit seriously.

Yo. I mean it with a grain of pepper

by TheRealestRealDictionary June 13, 2019

gran-up

Say to people who 1. ARE GRANDPARENTS and 2. need to BE STRONG, QUIT WHINING, live up to their responsibility. ESPECIALLY when they LECTURE others to "man-up"

Sarah, if you choose political life, stop with that screechy whining and complaining about being targeted, and GRAN-UP!

by tifosa November 2, 2010

Gran Autismo

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'

1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here

by Dr Mantis Toboggan October 10, 2016

The Lost Grain

When you have a sand timer for something and at the very end you slam on the top so 0.00036% more sand comes out for the next millisecond. Eventually adds up to about 4.5 seconds out of your life that you didn't spend.

My little brother was brushing his teeth and when he looked away I slammed the pussy's time so when he tells anyone he brushes for 2 minutes I can correct him 'cause of The Lost Grain.

by Ass Kicka September 26, 2010

Gran Turismo

An amazing driving simulator, that, at the same time, manages to be like Pokemon but with cars.

Gran Turismo, gotta win 'em all!

by Lollerc0a5t3r July 24, 2010

Garen

A gay Karen

Mike is a Garen. Almost every time he goes shopping, he summons the store manager.

by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015