Grad Party Diet

A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.

Don't worry, I'm on the Grad Party Diet. It's all good.

by Pilari August 7, 2011

english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011

grad grab

At universities, an arrangement whereby honorary members of a fraternity (i.e. sexy women) are nominated to distribute congratulatory favors (i.e. blowjobs and penetration sex), to graduating members of the fraternity house, usually at the same time .

Jennifer made herself available for a grad grab with Mark, Taylor, Hakeem, and Jonah last night at the graduation party.

by theprevert June 11, 2018

punchbowl grad party

joshua and julian along with his mates are getting jumped on that day xx

hey are you going to the punchbowl grad party?

yes i am, i heard some boys are getting bashed

by user user September 17, 2022

Grad Trip

The final exam we willingly signed up for, where coordinating travel plans becomes a more intricate task than decoding cryptic case studies. It's the project where stress transforms into sunscreen application strategies, and our dedication to achieving the perfect tan rivals our commitment to hitting GPA goals.

"MBA Grad Trip: Because if planning this was a course, we'd all graduate with honors in beach bumming proficiency."

by chugh February 15, 2024

Grad Smash

Grad Smash is a synonym for the senior trip "grad bash" its called this because students go to these trips and end up "smashing" everything they see/ having orgies.

"hell yeahh tomorrow is Grad Smash"

by loca. April 21, 2010