gouch tap

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010

Gouch War

Verb. when two or more friends stick there hands on there gouch and attempt to smack the others in the face. very violent and can sometimes be very dangerous and smelly.

A: "what you doing with ur hand in your pants?"
B: "just scratching myself dude"
A: "oh okay yeah cool, fag"
B: "Gouch War bitch!"
A: "Ah fuck! i'm not ready aaaahhh"

by IIIIXIII313 August 28, 2007

gouch-tastic

a word to describe something that is so awesome that you want to tickle Dominic Monaghan's gouch.

"Domgasm's are gouch-tastic!"

by Vehura March 10, 2004

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.

"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.

by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010

Gouch Pickle

Pickle that is made with gouch juice. The cucumbers are preserved in this juice instead of a brine or vinegar syrup.

The sweat coming out of your gouch could make me some delicious and salty gouch pickle.

by Foucalotte March 14, 2009

Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010