Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

by Spok3 April 11, 2022

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

Going Ho

When you leave a party to have sex with a random girl.

Joey: Hey Garrett, are you going home?
Garrett: Nah bro, I am going ho.

by gb1033 January 25, 2015

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Going Nord

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.

Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.

by PackAttack August 1, 2012

Going for a McShit

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

by Snake July 9, 2004

gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023