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gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience
When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.
by meat nozzle September 11, 2016
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Gooey57

Omg have you seen Gooey57?!! What a loser! *insert cackling*
by YouKnowWho( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 4, 2020
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goomyy

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liam gookey

a fat melonhead who plays counte-strike and tosses off in a secluded soundproof room
oh man liam gookey is at it again with the beads in his ass and the contraceptive methods
by XxAreYouOnTingsFamxX January 6, 2017
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Lucy goosey

by Lucy goosey June 18, 2021
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Ging Gang Gooey

A man (typically) that has great influence over others with out trying to. He is almighty, all powerful, all knowing, but not always all loving. Rizz 10/10, he uses it wisely however. Can be found supping on puddle water, sometimes with gravel. Often wears blue attire as it helps channel his powers, the more blue, the more women and powers he can claim, every time he wear blue jeans he is indestructible.
Lukey Disciple: Hey look! Its Ging Gang Gooey
Lukey Hater: Fuck Gingy, Hes a prat
by rude bellingham January 1, 2023
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Church of Goomy

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.
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Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.
by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013
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