goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

by Chrissizzle November 15, 2021

silly goober

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly

silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober

by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023

goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.

Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......

by Glogloid January 10, 2008

Gooberdouche

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

gongerschnigle

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.

That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.

by neriJew August 17, 2017

Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science May 21, 2008