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gonoherpelus

n.: (American slang) any variety of highly contagious sexually transmitted diseases; usually denotes more than one STD.

related forms: gonoherpelii; plural noun.
"My business district itches. I hope that I don't have some kinda gonoherpelus."

"Wow, So-and-So really sleeps around. I sense some gonoherpelii going on there."
by Emmy Foofoo May 3, 2008
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Gonoherpesiphilitis

A man or woman infected with so many STD's that they have mutated to form a single super VD.
Don't mess with her! Didn't you hear about her gonoherpesiphilitis?
by Luluchacha March 13, 2009
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gonaherpasiphalaids

Used when describing habits of a particular persons sexual habits, especially when he/she has low standards and even when in the presents of a condom.
Man, Cindy is so dirty, she'll fuck anything. We should tell that guy to go get tested for gonaherpasiphalaids.
by papapimp July 1, 2009
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Godthra

A member of the Bothra family who is worshipped as a holy god; The Sun Queen
Oh my godthra!
by TheGodOfThras November 4, 2014
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Gonoherpasyphlaids

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".
Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....
by Brandyn Baldwin May 17, 2007
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gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis
Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!
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Gonchingbockler

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.
Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"
by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009
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