A girl whose only purpose is to look pretty. A goldfish is promiscuous and capable of having 100s of children in her lifetime all while ruining entire ecosystems. A goldfish does not contribute anything to society other than it's decorative outer beauty. Also know as a golddigger.
by DiscoCigs December 15, 2016
A common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. They will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish.
Dan wanted to impress people at the Terror show, but was goldfishing everytime Scott held out the microphone.
by damnj November 23, 2014
When the person getting Catfished happens to be a Notre Dame Fighting Irish football player or is highly associated to Notre Dame.
Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia utilizing social media like Facebook. When asked to comment, Manti, stated. Damn, I got Goldfished!
by TXFlip January 17, 2013
1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.
1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!
2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?
3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!
2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?
3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.
by TKumi March 26, 2008
Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
Kevin's really in deep- he started goldfishing this sorority girl but now he's having to juggle buying expensive gifts and coupon-cutting at the grocery store.
by jtornado September 07, 2015
by elephantry April 29, 2015
The goldfishication of 1999 ruined the lives of over two children in the United States alone.
Goldfishication sucks when you have a small house.
Goldfishication sucks when you have a small house.
by biggerdictionary September 16, 2018