goffense

a term for an NFL offense led by quarterback Jared Goff.

friend 1: “did you see the lions game last night?”
friend 2: “yeah bro, the goffense was in full effect.”

by frankthetankfan23 December 29, 2023

goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

guffey gaze

Guffy Gaze (noun): A facial expression in photos characterized by a lack of emotion, a bored or disinterested look, and a distant stare off into space. Often gives the impression of being unamused, detached, or having no thoughts.

I just saw this girl, she didn’t look like she was all there and just gave me the guffey gaze

by Chaz6134 March 15, 2025

lauren gaffey

Small bitch with no personality suffers from dwarfism but has a sexy mother. Smelly puss but 8/10 for warmth

Did you see Lauren Gaffeys mam last night she was 10/10 for puss warmth

by Girthasauras Rex June 9, 2019