Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".
by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014
Get the 360 goatscope mug.The goatfish is an extremely ugly animal that can sometimes be seen stalking dark alleys or hiding in the shadows. But the unfortunate few that see this hideously ugly creature are likely to never live to tell the tale.
HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS:
A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright.
WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS:
Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups.
WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK:
Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run.
HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS:
A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright.
WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS:
Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups.
WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK:
Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run.
by Goatfish Victim January 7, 2008
Get the goatfish mug.When a group of males, preferably African, masturbate to a goat. This group will form a circle with the goat in the middle. Once the last male ejaculates, the Ze Goatsing ceremony will be over.
by vindad July 13, 2017
Get the Ze Goats mug.A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".
Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit
Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit
At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:
Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!
Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.
Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!
Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.
by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010
Get the The guy in the goatskin pants mug.A goatsebuster is an admin at a forum usually, but it could also be an editor at a wiki or similar, that works to remove goatse spam and save the site's users from the horrors of goatse. This includes, but is not limited to: goatse links, spoofs, references, images etc.
Today I had to remove 3 more goatse links that claimed to be "Cute kittens!". Being a goatsebuster is a tought job, but someone's got to do it!
by nxsty May 7, 2008
Get the goatsebuster mug.1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.
1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.
by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011
Get the all his goats in one submarine mug.The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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