by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019
When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 06, 2024
Guy1: Hey are you hanging out with Nicole tonight.
Guy2: No way man I don’t want that gogurt train.
Guy 1: Hey all the guys are going to Julia’s house tonight you down.
Guy 2 : Hell yeah lemme hop on that gogurt train.
Guy2: No way man I don’t want that gogurt train.
Guy 1: Hey all the guys are going to Julia’s house tonight you down.
Guy 2 : Hell yeah lemme hop on that gogurt train.
by Cyberio September 18, 2022
When you suck a soggy drugged turd from a girl (or preferred sex) ass after a hard night of hard partying and boofing illicit substances.
by L1ttlef0x September 03, 2023
by Faggotniggergookspec February 15, 2018
by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021
While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere
by Theredneck39ajf February 08, 2016