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Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.
Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.
by rickmulhern March 14, 2021
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gleesterbate

masturbating to any and all episodes of Glee
I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!
by Joey Delu December 19, 2010
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Gloster

A word used to describe the prophet Mr.Mancini. It is used in holy scriptures of the glogang and many prayers.
And the day the Gloster shall rise and thee shall fall to glonem. Sosa 12:8
by bastian farivar May 6, 2022
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Gloucester

A place that is so fucking shit to live many teens revert to suicidal gestures to get this point across. Mainly inhabited by old fogeys and ginger chavs very rare to see any fit women...unless you have goggle eyes
Cor dunt gloucester suck...o areeeee
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double Gloucester

1. a penetrative sex act among three people, the two participants on the outside of the threesome sandwich must wear yellow rain slickers and hats the one in the middle should be completely naked. Synonyms: Really Trusting the Gorton's Fishermen, also How the Tartar Sauce is Made.
2. firm mild yellow or orange English cheese similar to cheddar.
Man, Sally drove all the way to Massachusetts last weekend to get some authentic Double Gloucester from a couple of townies. She smells like the parking lot of a Red Lobster but looks as happy as a clam.
by A Sandwich Master October 19, 2021
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Gloucester

a. noun
A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.

Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.

b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school or skate down the rocky roads and bust your ass on rocks.

C. A Favorable place to attempt the Water sport of Wakeboarding. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.
Wigger 1: Yo, you don't fuck wit me! I live in that busted up trailer park called Sea Breeze.

Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked.

Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?

Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma.

Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation.
by Kevin Baines April 14, 2006
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gloucester

The craphole where people who don't want to be their go.
Fuck you No way i'm goin 2 Gloucester. I got sense man.
by Brendan ;-) April 22, 2004
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