1. n. a projectile sublingual gland secretion in the form of a single stream, usually stimulated by a sour taste or by yawning, sometimes involuntary, often controlled and used as a sly way of spitting on someone.
2. v. the act of projecting sublingual gland secretion on to someone
2. v. the act of projecting sublingual gland secretion on to someone
1. Dude, it's not spit...it's gleek.
2. Billy's desk was covered with what looked like sprinklets of water. Billy thought maybe the ceiling was leaking, but little did he know that Jane had been gleeking on his desk the entire class period.
2. Billy's desk was covered with what looked like sprinklets of water. Billy thought maybe the ceiling was leaking, but little did he know that Jane had been gleeking on his desk the entire class period.
by marsatlast April 17, 2006
Get the gleek mug.A jet or spray of saliva that shoots out from under someones tounge. Some can squeeze their salivary glands and spray, but often someone will "gleek" on accident when yawning or opening their mouth widely.
by foscko October 17, 2006
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People from Greece or are Greek- American
have the longest ass last names you will ever here
Love to have a good time, drink, party, and surprisingly go to church aswell.
Hard working, and hate slackers.
put and includes family before everything
have the longest ass last names you will ever here
Love to have a good time, drink, party, and surprisingly go to church aswell.
Hard working, and hate slackers.
put and includes family before everything
Hey Maria Pappasziotolopous can I come to your party on Saturday?
Yea Jim, all my yiayias 2nd cousins and uncles will be there too! :D
it's alright I love Greeks!
Yea Jim, all my yiayias 2nd cousins and uncles will be there too! :D
it's alright I love Greeks!
by chrisandchristinaaswellascarol July 28, 2009
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Get the gleek mug.Using words and terminology that only geeks would understand. Generally refers to 1337/hax0r computer slang used by gamers, but also includes other exceptionally nerdy things like star trek, magic, DDR or LOTR.
1.(1337/hax0r) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 l41d
2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!
2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!
by flameeverlasting May 15, 2005
Get the geekspeak mug.The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.
My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010
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Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.
A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.
A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:
"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
by boobies4eva August 16, 2011
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