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A small tree lizard that can save you hundreds on car insurance.
I have a pet gecko.
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Glock 7

A handgun popularized by the movie "Die Hard 2: Die Harder". Made in Germany, this firearm is constructed entirely of porcelain, is capable of passing through airport metal detectors completely unnoticed. The only downside to this amazing weapon is the price, which is quite expensive. The real MSRP is unknown, but experts say that they cost more than the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month.

This is not to be confused with the Austrian made 9mm Glock 17, or any other Glock handgun, which are constructed of both steel and polymer, and would quite easily set off an airport metal detector. Retail price on any other Glock firearm is most likely much less than what the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month. Most Glocks range in price from $400-$600 USD.

No, the "Glock 7" doesn't really exist. I would advise against going into your local sporting goods store and trying to order one. Unless, of course, you enjoy being thoroughly and relentlessly made fun of.
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month."
by Convert October 22, 2007
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Glock leg

A condition where a person shoots himself (or herself) in the leg while holstering their Glock pistol.

This can happen with any weapon yielded by a careless user, but it is common among Glock pistols due to the lack of a manual safety, relatively light trigger pull, and lack of a proper hammer to push on while holstering.
How is Jim doing? I heard that he came down with a case of Glock leg at the range yesterday.
by buda2222 August 21, 2008
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GleekyCon

A fan conference held in Lima, Ohio to celebrate all things Glee; a 2010 April Fool's prank pulled by Harry Potter fan site The-Leaky-Cauldron.org.
Are you going to go to GleekyCon in 2011?

Hell yeah!
by JEdwards.1 April 11, 2010
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Die Glocke

translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,
confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"
by im not a nazi April 10, 2011
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running gecko

When making love to your women against a wall, you pull out and stick it up her ass causing her to run up the wall
I gave her a running gecko last night, I swear she climbed half the wall
by da\/id February 11, 2014
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Big glock horizontal

Big Glock Horizontal: today we gin be pranking eternal atake when it gets home!
1 year later: Still there
by biguzihorizontal May 5, 2020
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