Garnik

Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.

Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...

by caye!!!!!!! March 8, 2022

genie

Sweetest human being on earth, loveable, kind, very sporty. Knows how to make you smile and can be quite dumb. She is the cutest. Jason derulo wishes she was his.

Genie is beautiful.
Hey its genie!
Jason derulos in love with genie

by candicemop July 27, 2014

Geniarse

Someone who is generally accepted to be an arse but occasionally shows moments of pure genius.

Scud was the first geniarse.

by schmeee December 6, 2006

GENICON

a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.

She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.

by weave September 17, 2003

Geniophobia

Fear of chins

dude, wear a scarf! i have geniophobia!

by Dr Carlisle Cullen2 February 23, 2009

reverse genie

-when you inhale exhaled smoke
-breathing in the smoke you just let out or someone let out near you.
-the inhaled smoke needs to be thick not "pussy" smoke
-smoke dealing usually with hookah or bongs

person 1: yo check this out real quick
<inhale, exhale thick smoke and inhale it again quick enough to get the smoke back in your lungs>
person 2: wtf was that?!?!
person 1: i pulled a reverse genie
person 2:.....baller status

by Ener V October 14, 2009

Geniot

An individual who knows a lot of useless information.

A cross between genius and idiot.

John: "We should buy a bunch of land in the middle of nowhere! Chances are we'll have our own exclusive bug species. Think about it, we can name our own cockroaches!"

Francis: "You're a geniot..."

by RAEGLATEM December 26, 2012