One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.
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NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13× NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3× FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)
NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13× NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3× FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)
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Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?
Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus
Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?
Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus
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The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.
Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!
by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022
Get the THE GERMAN SHEPHERD mug.An extremely intelligent and capable dog that is widely used for K-9 units, guide dogs for the blind and deaf, search and rescue dogs, narcotics and explosives detecting dogs, herding dogs, and of course family companion. They are a medium-sized breed weighing anywhere from 75-90 pounds and 22-26 inches at the shoulders. They come in all black, black and tan (which is the most popular), and white (which is disqualified from the show ring). They will never let you down and will protect you with their life against anything, human or animal. They are very easily trained and are extremely strong. They can be vicious to intruders if they feel that their owner is threatened in any way. They are extremely gentle with children and protect them too. They love their owners immensely no matter what the owner is like. They can outrun even the fastest olympic athlete with ease. They are the best bodyguard and companion you can ask for.
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Get the German Carnival mug.Maybe when you first meet a Germana they'll seem lame, but if you get to know them, they will be quite interesting, weird, but also funny. Germanas enjoy pleasure and other entertaining things such as TV, movies, shopping, caressing, fondling and foreplay. They have the most gorgeous smile, silky smooth hair, soft skin, and luscious lips. Such a being can only come from heaven.
They have a soothing voice and seductive body that would rival that of even a goddess. She is selfless, and never selfish. She is most definitely the closest thing to perfection one can get. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Germanas love typical girl things (shoes and purses), movies, shopping/just buying things, being scared, being tickled, and something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.
They have a soothing voice and seductive body that would rival that of even a goddess. She is selfless, and never selfish. She is most definitely the closest thing to perfection one can get. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Germanas love typical girl things (shoes and purses), movies, shopping/just buying things, being scared, being tickled, and something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.
Dude 1: Yo, I didnt know you had a girlfriend?
Dude 2: Yea I did. For 3 months now.
Dude 1: How did you meet?
Dude 2: I was chilling with my friend Travis, and she was his friend. Then later she told me that I have the same eyes as her dog. Then we started talking and eventually started going out.
Dude 1: Must be a Germana
Dude 2: Yep, totally.
Dude 2: Yea I did. For 3 months now.
Dude 1: How did you meet?
Dude 2: I was chilling with my friend Travis, and she was his friend. Then later she told me that I have the same eyes as her dog. Then we started talking and eventually started going out.
Dude 1: Must be a Germana
Dude 2: Yep, totally.
by Xennius November 2, 2011
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