germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

germs burn

a cigarette burn that is given by a person who already has one to another person that marks alot of hardcore Germs fans.

that guy gave me a germs burn.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

crack germs

A slimy substance which can not only be found at any time of the month but for females during the week of torture and pain aka their period. When crack germs be mixed with period blood, bad shit be goin' down.

Heelll no I ain't chipping off yo brack germs wit ma teeth, i could get a disease!

Wow, ur crack germs and period blood combination sure does smell like a rotten carcus on a hot summer day..

Sista: Hey bro, wanna go swimming?
Brotha: Helll no sis, yo crack germs and period blood be attracting some big ass sharks!

Sista: Hey bro, wanna go for a midnight stroll in the dark woods?
Brotha: Helll no woman, yo deadly combination of crack germs and period blood gon' be attracting da bears around herre! I can smell your cunt from here lil sis!

by CREW February 3, 2005

Circle Germ

Like a circle jerk, but everyone involved has communicable disease. Usually STDs.

Hey Joe, lets find us some hookers and have a circle germ.

by Stanky Murphy January 23, 2005

Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

germ frappe

noun.
The hot tub or whirlpool bath at any publicly used facility, hotel, gym, etc.

After dancing our asses off at the concert and drinking like fish for hours, we had no qualms about soaking in the germ frappe back the hotel.

by tweedogg July 1, 2009

germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.

Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!

by mimbijones December 5, 2015